if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
Just checked an empty cooler on the flight to Notre Dame. You don't have to tell me you're jealous, I already know.
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
I'll never forget how blunt of a wingman you were. "Excuse me, my friend wants to makeout with someone"
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
I have a vague memory of you tryin to ride a unicycle through jimmy johns
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
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