I'm not a real person
I'm sorry, everyone knows that
Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
so he let me use one of the toothbrushes that came in his daughters 4 pack, purple glittery toddler toothbrush, the next time i came back his wife has used their label maker and put my name on it...
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
I just dropped a paperclip into my cleavage while talking to the company president... That's an awkward moment.
Did you at least offer to let him get it out??
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
This is like the fourth time this month I've woken up hungover in someone's backyard
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
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