Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
i swear every fucking time i plan a party, one of our "friends" holds their shit in all week just to punch one off into the master bathroom after i pass out. it's almost like that dump you would see in a port a potty.
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
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