Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
Apparently I pulled that girl's number while I was trying to insist my drivers license had enough money on it to cover the tab.
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
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