Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
I will never get the visual of you crying while chewing christmas lights out of my head
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
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