Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
rolled in at 7am w/ 2 girls i met at the strip club. my neighbor was getting up to mow the lawn before he took his kids to school. i'm 31. he's younger. if given the chance, you think he'd want to switch places?
yah i'm on my way- is everything ok?
i'm holding a walmart bag of my own hot vomit that i closed up with some random chicks hair tie. we r pretty fucking far from ok
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
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