Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
Dude, if that was the MLB player I think it was leaving your bedroom this morning please tell me you got his autograph. It could pay the rent for like six months.
Lord give me the strength to not check my tinder messages at my grandmother's wake.
Yeah it got awkward when the two guys we were playing beer pong against realized that I'd hooked up with both of them. Their teamwork declined after that.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
I really wanted you to make me eggs this afternoon. I even wrote it on my hand to remind myself.
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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