have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
cab driver gave us mini bottles of jd for the ride home & proceeded to run every red light. wonder how many bottles he drank.
there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
i just farted in a meeting....took me completely by surprise.
so you made the shocked face and they caught you.
yup.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
Heard flapping noises behind me. It was my roommate flapping her bathrobe like wings, saying "I'm a faaaiiiiry."
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
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