I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
Just found out I slapped a vegan in the face with meat last night.
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
i'd be lying to you if i said i didn't just bring up microsoft excel to make an alcohol budget
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
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