Someone shit on the floor
Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
I woke up surrounded by goldfish. Thank God my laptop was here too. Now I don't have to leave my bed all day.
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
Affirmative
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
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