That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
Soooo how am i supposed to explain to my mom that i was admitted to the hospital but you kidnapped me within 20 minutes?
"I wasn't planning on buying a chicken, but I bought it anyway." --some guy on the bus with a chicken
"Yeah, I only have nine toes." --that same guy
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
I tried to get more sleep but the universe decided I needed a drunken freshman instead
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
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