talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
I think we should boobie trap our beer this time using duct tape, rubber bands, seran wrap, and urine. Trust me I have a plan and it will work.
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
Hey. Hey you. Just wanted to let you know that I'm adorable. FUCKING ADORABLE. That is all. This update brought to you by our proud sponsor bud light.
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
My kids are NEVER playing in the park more than 2 feet away from me until they are capable of punching an eagle.
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
My whole house smells like Spaghetti-Os and cat litter. I think I've failed as an adult.
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
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