THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
Ah that type of Dick. I think my phones trying to make me less of a whore by capitalizing Dick. That way it looks like I'm talking about a dude not penis
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
Just heard a girl ask "Wait you're not my boyfriend?!" to a guy wearing the Mickey to her Minnie Mouse on my way home. Made me feel better about myself.
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
If I don't wake up tomorrow you inherit my paycheck and can only spend it at cinnabon
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
Double high-fived his wife and her sister on the way out. If I'm not the best mistress ever tell me how.
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