the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
TO ALL WHO WERE IN MY HOUSE LAST NIGHT: WHOEVER STOLE MY BONG AND PUT IT ON THE ROOF WILL BE PAYING MY HOSPITAL BILL FROM LAST NIGHT.. AND BUYING ME A NEW, SWEETER BONG.
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
I decided I'm going to give him a celebratory fuck for his accomplishments. Knocked on his door, handed him some condoms and said "I'll be over tonight with sex and booze"
I want to be you.
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
I knew it was all downhill from there when the straight vodka I was drinking tasted like water.
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
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