yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
I know we had a good night last night because his turtle was half asleep chewing on the used condom.
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
I just duct taped myself into my costume. I apologize in advance if you find me in a compromised position involving duct tape and underwear when you get home tonight
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
Randomize
