So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
I've blown a few things in my day
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
I am intoxicated and cannot bring you a burrito. However, if you want to bring ME one...
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
Got drunkdialed by my estranged mom while wallowing in pinkeye drinking 100 proof eating ramen alone. Year summed up perfectly.
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
I'm just sitting here drunk and eating peas because my life sucks
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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