***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
Maybe he injected his testicle?
YOU HAVE PISSED AND FUCKED ON LITERALLY EVERYTHING IN MY HOUSE
Not everything, just a few things. And only a few times. The odds are really not all that bad when you break it down.
you’ve pissed every time you slept over. there’s no such thing as odds anymore. it’s guaranteed
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
I never thought I'd end up with a prison pen pal through tinder
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
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