I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
gotta love it when a reminder comes up on your phone and u think u forgot about a meeting or something then u read it and its only to remind me to go to the titty bar at 3
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
While eating post sex burritos I dripped taco bell sauce on my boob. He licked it off and asked why I hadn't thought of that before.
I'm praying that the company stray cat shows up tomorrow. I think I may have hit it while leaving Friday. Nobody will believe it was an accident after I hit the last one.
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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