I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
Can you bring me the toilet please
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
Randomize