I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
I'm on the toilet with no toilet paper. When are you coming over? I'm contemplating on just staying here until you arrive.
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
I feel like the universe head butted me in my balls. That hungover.
.... My lady balls. Cuz I'm a lady.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
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