how hairy? two words: wookie tits
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
If you hear screaming in the middle of the night, bat got loose. Call poison control immediately and explain rabies
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
Side note. I love it when I think I've sobered up and then I get a second wind of drunk
The Stanley Cup Final is killing me. I can't go to work drunk again.
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
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