so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
I asked my mom if I was the drunkest one in the room. With 8 days till I go back to school, I couldn't care less about being shitfaced at a baptism
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
I love you, but seriously, that was way too long a thesis on an Arby’s curly fry being wrapped around schlong!
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