Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
The amount of my urine my roommate has consumed after I found out he's been eating my food almost offsets how angry I am
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
Excuse me. I’m a mature responsible adult.
You got your arm stuck in a vending machine trying to get fruit snacks.
I had a cast on my hand and if I paid for my fruit snacks, I’m getting my fruit snacks.
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