I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
you had me at cake vodka
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
In the middle of our bar crawl last night we stopped to pet dogs at a dog park. who would let a drunk person bet play with their dog???
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
All I'm wearing right now is a condom and a sock.
Just one?
Yup. One sock.
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