I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
Last night I got a napkin with 4 names & numbers: Katie, Ellen, Kylie...and Brandon.
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
Its mothers day, andI woke up with 12 bar stamps on my face, holding orange juice and a box of tampons. This can not be happening
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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