All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
dude, my face is all kinds of fucked up right now. and don't even start with i told you so...
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
Ketchup is God's man juice
Tonight's Jeopardy categories were "Star Trek, Action Figures, Dinner For One, In Need of a Date, Still Living With Mom & Dad, You Have No Life." Beginning to think my life is the Truman Show.
You spilled spaghetti on the floor, and kept telling the noodles to "settle down" as you tried to clean it up
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
You went full blown lifeguard... You wouldn't let me sleep until I was in the safety position, so I wouldn't die in my sleep...
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
do you know of a way I can die but like NOT die? like not being unconcious, just ascending to an astral plane for a few weeks or months in real world time so i can sort my issues out away from the rigors of life kinda deal, you know?
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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