I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
You are a genius and a whore.
I'm both gender and math confused
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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