i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
from now on my penis is your penis
In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
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