Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
I'm drunk doing an ab workout. I can only hope I make it to bed tonight.
I don't want to just break his heart, I want to dip it in liquid nitrogen and then smash it until it's powder and snort the powder
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