A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
I was wasted and lost so I called the cops and asked for directions. It seemed logical at the time
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
I just spent so much time grooming my landing strip and like, sex isn't even on the agenda tonight.
Something like; Dear Cupid, when are you going to send me someone to date that isn't a complete psychopath
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