I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
I can't handle dick pics with conversational captions
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
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