Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
I know this is weird, but can you ask your girlfriend if she has my mailbox?
Seriously?
100%
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
Hey does the gas gauge in your car work?
Nevermind...we figured it out. Heres a more relevant question, does your insurance have roadside assistance?
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