My superpower would be to be able to make a chick instantly start her period just by thinking about it
I'm drinking early times at a fridays on wednesday night. This entire bar is going to see my dick by last call.
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
Randomize
