Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
you shoved the noah's ark of animal crakers in your mouth saturday.
It was my birthday today and i decided that i am not checking my notifications on facebook so ill feel popular
Wrong number and your a loser
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
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