LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
Margaritas ran out of lime juice. Substituted Jaeger. Jaegerita not good.
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
He blew a .19 and then slurred "well I did have some rum cake earlier today officer".
CORAL IS FAR MORE RED THAN HER LIPS RED
Oh god you're Sonnet 130 drunk, aren't you.
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
She said I had a really great aura. Which I think is hippie code for "I bet you can give me a mind melting orgasm"
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
Why is there a condom in my ukulele?
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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