Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
how many times in life can you be kicked out of a pizza buffet for vomiting on the food and insulting small children
haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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