having sex with you is like teaching a dog to tango, it DOESN'T work
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
I wish I was that guy from the miller light commercials so I could walk into parties and take peoples beer without getting yelled at
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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