omg! a creepy truck driver just made a frog puppet wave at me!!!
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
You were so drunk last night you left the bar to go buy a razor so you could go home with him
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
I love Texas men! TSA agent found my vibrator, nodded approvingly, and said, “You have a nice night, ma’am” with a cowboy accent. I almost made out with him on the spot
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