4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
Just realized I'm going to have to make you sign a non-disclosure agreement before my wedding.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
I'm literally trapped as the little spoon on a mattress on the floor of an unfinished basement with a professional athlete snoring in my hair
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