you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
I got spanked with a cardboard tube. Apparently he used to be a percussionist. Who favored marching band tunes. It was weird.
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
I just discovered I can sober up while teaching class
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
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