You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
I woke up this morning in a strange bed with a kid with an accent playing with my feet.
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
Does it look too obvious if I buy wine and candles!?! In my defense there is a gigantic snow storm coming.
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