Dude why does my asshole itch so bad?
I'll teach you how to wipe better
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
I just woke up tangled in fishing line while wearing someone else's bathing suit with fishes drawn all over me. What kind of sex did we have?
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
He literally just laid flat on top of me motionless at one point. It felt less like foreplay and more like he was trying to use me as a flotation device. 0/10
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
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