I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
This is the prime rib incident all over again
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
so i finally decided to ask her out. she started mumbling, then she puked on me. i think i'll try again when she's sober
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
Dear slutty diary: I lied about feeling guilty of being a homewrecker in order to have more sex. it worked.
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
For one week of my life every time I pull my cock out I want the Jurassic Park theme music to start playing.
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