I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
It was one time. Now I have to constantly remind her my name is Jessica not Jizzica.
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
TIL a potato cannon can be loaded with dildos as ammunition. Boy, do our neighbours love us!
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
My autocorrect won't finish pterodactyl for me and I'm feeling personally attacked.
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
I sent her a dick pic and used brett Favre's dick pick. She asked me why I had pictures of old men's dicks saved on my phone... I just can't win bro
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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