I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
I think they took out their livers years ago and replaced them with like cheese graters or something. Only explanation.
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
IM AT A ROOFTOP FUNDRAISER LOOKING OVER THE WHITE HOUSE I WILL NOT RUIN MYSELF
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
Remind me to never do anything where hiding something in my butt is the best course of action
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