it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
before tonight, i was terrified of what tequila would make me do. but all it did was make me hook up with a movie star. sooo basically tequila's my new fave
he asked me to smell his eyeballs.
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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