Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
His body is like Jesus fingering me while I eat birthday cake
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
i will trade you pizza and a blowjob for a fifth of vodka.
do i get to eat the pizza while you give me the blowjob?
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
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