haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
I'm basically just sitting in the porta poTty finishing my bottle of champagne bc I am too lazy to carry it back to the tailgate
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
I really don't want to. I just don't know how to nicely say "dude I'm having a rough time in life right now and I just need to dress like a stripper cop, get shit faced, and have dirty crazy sex"
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
For a second I thought he was going to give me an intervention
You can't give interventions in a bar!
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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