you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
What an age we live in that I can try to pick up a guy by using my phone while I'm taking a shit at work.
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
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