just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
Last night he asked the cab driver "if you were in the middle of getting tattooed and the tattoo artist suddenly got a boner would you leave or would you get that boner??"
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
If throwing a bottle across the bar, hitting a skank in the head and not getting caught was an Olympic event, you'd bring merica the gold every time
Got paid 100 bucks to babysit a kid for five hours while hungover. I slept the whole time and threw up twice. Yes 100 bucks.
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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