glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
He called me piss drunk at 7:30pm while cooking bacon and said he was going to bed. I don't think he's taking it well.
I left my panties in the microwave for too long and they caught on fire
I told him I'd ride his broomstick if he let me call him Harry Potter and drew a lightning bolt on his forehead.
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
Named all the presidents in order between puke sessions while semi conscious so that's a thing I can do now
I was on top for a full on make out when in dead silence "I'm moaning Myrtle" came from the TV. Moment ruined. I got cock blocked by a fictional ghost
I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.
I'm sorry my shit is everywhere... I accidentally got drunk while packing
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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