Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Walk of shame was bad enough, but farting with each step as I walked past his roommates was just not cosmically fair.
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
Seriously, do normal people actually get work done being this hungover? No wonder the economy's in the shitter
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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