Michael Bay diarrhea
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
I'm drinking screwdrivers in the pool naked. Call 911 if I don't check in regularly
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
You got her pregnant one week before your vasectomy? You couldn't wait one week to cheat on me?
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
We're not piercing ourselves today.
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
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