I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
def just vomited mimosa in the gym trashcan. i weigh less already so i say its been a solid workout.
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
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