don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
My cat gives me a boner
He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
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